IMMORTAL MATCHMAKERS, INC
by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
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BLURB:
Once the
most powerful immortal assassin ever to exist, this demigod now spends his days
pining for the girl who got away: Helena. Doesn’t help that he’s also Helena’s
full-time nanny slash bodyguard. But now that the apocalypse is over and her
husband, the vampire general, has returned home for good, it’s time to move on.
But can
Andrus let go of the woman he secretly loves?
Cimil,
Goddess of the Underworld and owner of Immortal Matchmakers, Inc., knows the
solution is finding another gal. The right gal. But getting a woman to date
this callous, unrefined, coldhearted warrior will prove to be the biggest
challenge of her existence. Good thing they’re in L.A.
When
aspiring actress Sadie Townsend finds herself one week away from being thrown
out on the street, the call from her agent is like a gift from heaven. But when
she learns the job is teaching the world’s biggest barbarian how to act like a
gentleman, she wonders if she shouldn’t have asked for more money. He’s vulgar,
uncaring, and rougher around the edges than a serrated bread knife. He’s also
sexy, fierce, and undeniably tormented.
Will
Sadie help him overcome his past, or will she find her heart hopelessly trapped
by a man determined to self-destruct?
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EXCERPT
PG 13 Excerpt
Commotion erupted in the restaurant, snapping Sadie
back into awareness that she was lying on the restaurant floor underneath this
large man, who was actually assaulting her.
“You think you can take me down with a little
knife?” he snarled.
“Dammit, Andrus. You barbaric asshole,” barked the
man’s date, “she was not trying to attack you, she was trying to serve you
meat.”
A moment passed as the man stared into her eyes,
still lying right on top of her, his cock nestled right up against her crotch.
She felt his heart pounding away in his chest, the rhythm strangely matching
her own frantic beats, like two war drums pounding together.
Ohmygod. What am I doing enjoying this?
You are not. You’re offended!
Yes. I am.
His eyes moved to her lips and then a cocky,
devious smile worked onto his mouth. “Whoops. Guess I overreacted,” he said in
a slow, deep unabashed voice.
He thought this was funny? He’d knocked the wind
out of her and everyone was staring while she’d experienced an embarrassingly
erotic moment that proved she was nuts or completely hard up for a man. Or into
having public sex.
“Fucking asshole,” she snarled, catching her air,
“get off.”
A wicked little smile flickered across his lips.
“Perhaps later,” he whispered. “At present, I’m on a date.”
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AUTHOR Bio and
Links:
New
York Times and USA Today bestselling Romance author, host of the radio talk
show, Man Candy, on Radioslot.com.
When
San Francisco native Mimi Jean went on an adventure as an exchange student to
Mexico City, she never imagined the journey would lead to writing Romance. But
one MBA, one sexy husband, and two rowdy kids later, Mimi would trade in
corporate life for vampires, deities, and snarky humor.
She
continues to hope that her books will inspire a leather pants comeback (for men)
and that she might make you laugh when you need it most.
She
also enjoys interacting with her fans (especially if they're batshit crazy).
You can always find her chatting away on Facebook, Twitter, or saying many
naughty words on her show MAN CANDY on Radioslot.com !
Find
out more about Mimi and upcoming books at www.mimijean.net.
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GIVEAWAY INFORMATION:
Grand Prize (1 winner) - Signed copy of Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. plus all 5 of the Accidentally Yours books, a Saddleback leather tote, bookmarks, and magnets
4 winners - Signed copy of Immortal Matchmakers, Inc., bookmarks, and magnets.
4 winners - Signed copy of Immortal Matchmakers, Inc., bookmarks, and magnets.
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