PROSECCO CHRISTMAS
by Sylvia
Ashby
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GENRE: Romantic
Comedy/Chick Lit
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BLURB:
Family is where life begins.
And what better time to spend with your family than Christmas
week?
Ashley and Giacomo go to Upper Swainswick, a postcard village ten
minutes’ drive from Bath, to stay with Ashley’s mum and stepdad. It’s their
last visit before the arrival of their first child.
But babies have a habit of being unpredictable.
So when Ashley goes into labour on Christmas Eve, three weeks
ahead of schedule, it takes everyone by surprise.
She’s not ready! Her perfect Birth Plan is packed away in her
hospital bag two hundred miles away, she has no going home outfit, and she has
a live event planned for New Year’s Eve for her YouTube channel, The Sinking
Chef. People have been signing up for it for weeks. She can’t possibly
disappoint them on the last day of the year. What is she to do?
The tinsel gets even more tangled when Giacomo’s parents decide to
fly from Italy to meet their first grandchild. Hotels are fully booked, so
everyone has to stay under the same roof.
Would eleven people in the house, not counting the baby, turn out
to be simply too much for Ashley?
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EXCERPT
We’re sitting around the low living room table
about to begin a game of Best of British.
‘Right,’ Mum says. ‘Does everyone have a drink?’
Orna, Clara and Vittorio are drinking Prosecco. I
raise my cup of tea. Thomas and Philip ignore her. They wanted to have the rest
of the Coca Cola in the fridge, but Mum put her foot down. Also, they think
Best of British is a dumb game. They wanted to play Cards Against Humanity, but
Orna vetoed them. And now they are in a funk.
‘The question that we’re asking today is what makes
British people so British?’ Orna reads aloud the back of the game box.
‘Let see,’ Mum opens the box and tips out the
contents. There is a board, which she unfolds. The playing pieces are different
colours and each of us has to choose one.
‘I’ll be blue,’ says Philip.
‘No, I’ll be blue!’ Thomas snatches the pieces
before Philip can get to it.
‘I said it first!’
‘You can have green!’
‘Muuum! Tell him,’ Philip shrieks.
‘Boys, if you don’t behave there will be no desserts
at dinner.’ Mum’s voice is assertive, but her eyes are pleading with them.
‘Tom always gets whatever he wants,’ Philip whines,
but Mum stares him down and he settles for green.
Mum throws a shaky smile at Orna, who returns the
smile without showing her teeth, then has the tiniest sip of Prosecco and rolls
her eyes.
My blood boils in indignation on Mum’s behalf. How
dare she treat Mum like that when she’s never had children. She has no idea
what it’s like. I open my mouth to say something, then close it. What’s the
point? She’s just a horrible woman. And I don’t want to spoil everybody else’s
fun.
We each select a piece in silence and put them on
the start space on the board.
‘Right, I’ll read out the rules, shall I?’ Mum
grips the string of pearls hanging down her neck. She looks quite stressed. I
wish she wouldn’t mind Orna.
She carries on.
‘“The Question Master picks up the first Question
Card from the box,” I’ll be the Question Master,’ she says before Orna can jump
in. ‘“The Question Master picks up the first Question Card from the box, making
sure the answers are concealed from all the players on both teams. If it is a
Picture Card, the picture is shown to all the players on both teams. If it is a
Themed Card, the theme is read out to all the players on both teams. If a
question is answered incorrectly then the Question Master can put the same
question to the next player for a bonus move. If they answer correctly they
move their own piece onto the next space on the board that matches the colour
of the question.”’
Mum releases her string of pearls and makes them
rattle.
‘Is everything clear?’ Mum looks around for a
second time. ‘OK, then the youngest player goes first.’
Philip perks up. He picks up a card and hands it to
her.
‘Who were Randolph, Diana, Sarah, Mary and
Marigold?’ Mum looks at the answer perplexed. ‘Oh. This is rather hard. Perhaps
you can choose another card, Phil. Something with a picture on it.’
‘This is not how you play a game!’ Orna pushes her
ample bosom forward. ‘Rules are rules. They are meant to be followed by
everyone. How will he learn to follow the rules if he’s always given leeway?’
‘He’s not always given leeway!’ Mum protests. ‘It’s
just that… this question is rather out of his “era”.’
‘What do you mean out of his “era”? Since when has
knowledge had an “era”? It’s not only current affairs that are important, you
know?’ Orna clicks her tongue.
‘I didn’t say that, but he can’t be expected to
know everything. He’s only twelve.’
‘Than you offer the question to the person who’s
next in turn! When that person answers, he’ll learn.’
Mum rolls her eyes but complies.
Next in turn is Thomas.
‘Thomas, who were Randolph, Diana, Sarah, Mary and
Marigold?’ Mum reads the question again.
‘I don’t know.’ Thomas grumbles. ‘This is a stupid
game. Cards Against Humanity is much better.’
‘Yes, but we’re not playing Cards Against
Humanity,’ Mum snaps at him. ‘We’re playing Best of British, OK?’
Her veneer is cracking. I see Philip throwing a
warning glance in his brother’s direction but Thomas ignores him.
Next in turn is Orna.
‘Orna, who were Randolph, Diana, Sarah, Mary and
Marigold?’ Mum reads the question for the third time.
‘They are all character from Downton Abbey!’ Orna
says victoriously.
‘I’m afraid not, Orna.’ Mum’s mouth twitches. ‘They
were Churchill’s children.’
Thomas starts laughing and Mum shoots him a warning
frown.
‘Oh,’ Orna’s face turns puce. ‘Very well, then.
Carry on.’
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AUTHOR Bio and
Links:
Sylvia Ashby is fond of the written word: books, blog posts,
recipes, even an explanation to the HM Revenue & Customs as to why she
thinks skirts should be exempt from VAT - she's written it all!
She likes travelling and has lived all over Europe - London,
Brussels, Amsterdam and Sofia, Bulgaria. Currently, she lives in Leuven,
Belgium with her husband, daughter, son and a sparrow called Jack, who comes
occasionally to peck the seeds she leaves for him on top of the garden shed.
Blog www.sylvia-ashby.com
Twitter https://twitter.com/bysylvia_a
Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sylviaashbywriter/
Amazon author page
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sylvia-Ashby/e/B00DK8M2NM/
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GIVEAWAY INFORMATION
THE AUTHOR WILL BE GIVING AWAY: a
pair of Prosecco funny socks
2 comments:
Thanks for hosting! Readers, the book is currently on sale for only $0.99!!
Enjoyed the excerpt.
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